The Family strong' Baby Strong Bad is thought to be normal, not having any super-powers like his parents or siblings. But when an outsider is hired to watch him, Strong Bad shows his true potential.
Pinkie pie: [pitch black] Wow, it's dark in here.
[Dexter turns the light on]
Pinkie pie: Wow! And now it's too bright!
Dexter: File 82-7-0-2. Dexter interrogating. State your name, please.
Pinkie pie: pinkie pie. It's like Carrie, only with a P instead of a C, and an "ah" instead of an "a", only one R, and an I instead of an I-E.
Dexter: Tell me about the incident.
Pinkie pie: Well... It started out like any normal sitting gig, you know, with the reassuring of the parent and all.
[cut to the strongs household, where pinkie pie is talking on the phone with mrs strong]
Pinkie pie: Mrs. Strong, I can totally handle anything this baby can dish out.
[turns to Strong Bad]
Pinkie pie: Can't I, little boo boo? Who can handle it?
[the airplane's alarm is heard on the other end of the line, and the call disconnects]
Pinkie pie: Uh Mrs... Mrs. Strong? Oh well, she knows you're in good hands.
[hangs up]
Pinkie pie: Now, who's ready for some neurological stimulation?
Baby Strong Bad: [looks up from his orange] Eh?
(Drop all the toys for strong bad put disc in the radio the baby see)
Pinkie pie: it time for cosing format develo...meh?
[she see to him behind the vase and he smiling and scream.]
Pinkie pie: little baby where are you hiding.
[turns to Strong Bad again opening frigde and he drink milk]
Pinkie pie: that was really weird, wait, right here.
[she walk to the phone and answer]
Pinkie pie: hello Mrs. Strong?
Mrs Strong: hi
[He flying up]
Pinkie pie: I have a question about Strong Bad? Can you call me?
[after call then she shocks]
Baby Strong Bad: [he the on the ceiling he's pulling baby bottle covers](smiling) ba bah bah.
Pinkie pie: Strong Bad? [then she down there] baby? where is he.
[he pull out the cover and pour]
Pinkie pie: where is [she look up pour at her face]
[she talking on phone]
Pinkie pie: mrs strong, take care of me Strong Bad? it single [Baby Strong Bad to climbing bitting the cot] werid big thing are happing in need you to tell what to because.
[then she see after bitting out of the cot and she seeing up there at shells]
Pinkie pie: do you get [she sceam and rush].
[smiling he falling down she catch it and disappeared holding his diaper she run down the stairs]
[and see at the baby go here and there and she catch]
Pinkie pie: Okay, we're going to calm things down a bit and look at flash cards; won't that be fun?
[Pinkie pie begins playing tug-o-war with Baby Strong Bad over a flash card. Pinkie pie wins and holds the card up]
Pinkie pie: Triangle.
[Baby Strong Bad glares at her and makes a triangle with his hands and coos]
Pinkie pie: Good, house.
[Baby Strong Bad glares at her again and makes another triangle with his hands and coos again]
Pinkie pie: Campfire.
[Baby Strong Bad looks at the card and bursts into flame]
[she yell the baby run around]
Pinkie pie:[to herself] Don't panic! Baby on fire, baby on fire!
[go the bathroom get into tub]
Pinkie pie: Good baby! Nice baby!
[the next day ruined our house burned away]
[she bord]
Pinkie pie: (sigh)
Baby Strong Bad:(smiling) ba da bah [build one yellow block]
[Baby Strong Bad into flame and she spray by Dry Powder Fire Extinguishers fire out]
Baby Strong Bad: (Giggle)[calping a lot and touch one yellow block]
[Baby Strong Bad with his laser eyes to mirror burn up to the ceiling and down here pinkie disappointed]
[doorbell rings. Pinkie pie rushes to door, exhausted at Homestar and Homesilvis] Homestar: Is this the Hsr residence?
Pinkie pie: [maniacally] Yes! I'm Pinkie pie - the babysitter!
Homesilvis: Well, hello - Pinkie pie.
Pinkie pie: You're my replacement, thank heavens you've come! What's the "S" stand for?
Homesilvis: It stands for... sitter!
Homestar:Yeah, sitter. I was originally going to have the initials for babysitter but then I'd be going around
Homesilvis: with a big BS and you can understand why I couldn't do that.
Dexter: [after Pinkie pie describes how she gave Strong Bad to Homestar and Homesilvis, the "Sitter"] And you believed him?
Pinkie pie: The baby was exploding! You ever sit an exploding baby before, Mr. Dexter?
[he gets up and pulls down an odd contraption]
Pinkie pie: What's that?
Dexter: Have you told anyone else about this? Your parents?
[he aims the device's laser at Pinkie pie's forehead]
Pinkie pie: Nah, they thought I was being funny. But you believe me, don't you, Mr. Dexter?
Dexter: Sure, kid.
Pinkie pie: Ah, I just wish I could forget the whole thing.
Dexter: You will, kid.
[he fires a corded plunger-like attachment which sticks to her forehead]
Dexter: You will.
[Pinkie pie passes out]
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