Friday, May 27, 2011

he Dave anime

awwwwww that weird the song kinda sucks
This guy from your favourite martens similar as Johnny from Johnny bravo
You're a douche bag, do-douche bag do-do-do-do-douche bag. You're a douche bag, do-douche bag do-do-do-do-douche bag. 

Hey Mr. Douche Bag, why's your ego so massive? 
You know it's 2 AM and it's dark outside. You don't need those sunglasses. 
Yeah we all remember that hot chic you hooked up with once 
because you went on to brag about it for months and months. 

Yeah we all get that you think it's impressive 
but ain't nobody impressed with how much you're expressing. 
Buying Smirnoff Ice for girls half your age, 
telling all your douche bag friends that you "still got game."

Dear Mr. Douche Bag. We all agree that you are a dumb ass. Why can't you see that!

you're a douche bag, do-douche bag do-do-do-do-douche bag. You're a douche bag, do-douche bag do-do-do-do-douche bag. 

Dear Mr. Douche Bag do you find it necessary to shout into your Bluetooth 
or boast about high school rugby "and I would have went pro if it weren't for my bum knee". 

And why you got to complain every single time your not getting laid. 
You douche bags are a lot of the same. "Dude let's go. This place is full of grenades" Always trying to look cool, like it's a full time career. 
That's why your Facebook pic shows you chugging a beer. 
You got your gold chain and your wife-beater on
So you can fist pump your way to the tanning salon.

Dear Mr. Douche bag. We all agree that you are a dumb ass. Why can't you see that you're a douche bag, do-douche bag do-do-do-do-douche bag. You're a douche bag, do-douche bag do-do-do-do-douche bag.
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nconsiderate, ignorant, you drink you get belligerent, 
you think anybody finds you amusing? No, no, no. Not even a little bit. 
You always find a way to stop all the fun 
like, when you scream "party foul" at the top of your lungs. 
Dear Mr. Douche Bag, I caught you bragging again. 
Trust me man, nobody gives a damn what frat you were in. 
You claim you hang with celebrities when you don't know any at all. 
"But dude I'm totally banging George Clooney's sister in law." 

No you're not--come on.

Dear Mr. Douche Bag. We all agree that you are a dumb ass. Why can't you see that you're a douche bag, do-douche bag do-do-do-do-douche bag. You're a douche bag, do-douche bag do-do-do-do-douche bag.

Hitting on other girls when yours is in the room. 
You're a douche bag do-douche bag do-do-do-do-douche bag 

Walking in the club grabbing all on your junk. 
You're a douche bag do-douche bag do-do-do-do-douche bag 

Refusing to let go when she says no. 
You're a douche bag do-douche bag do-do-do-do-douche bag 

Cut me off in traffic then flipping me the bird 
You're a douche bag do-douche bag do-do-do-do-douche bag

"Dude it's George Clooney's sister in law, I swear, come on where the hell is my protein shake?"

Tuesday, May 24, 2011

Friday, May 20, 2011

the Bad Apple!!

song in b&w
Yeah... Yeah...
I can tell you been hurt
By that look on your face girl
Some god probably sent me
To your happy world
You need love
But your afraid
That if you give in
Someone else
Will come along
And sock it to you again
One Bad Apple don't spoil the whole darn bunch
Oh Give it one more chance before you give up on love girl
One Bad Apple don't spoil the whole darn bunch
Oh I don't care what they say I don't care what you've heard
Whoo... Whoo...
I could make you happy baby
Satisfy you too
How can I
You won't give me a chance
To prove my love to you
Won't you just give me

[ From: http://www.metrolyrics.com/one-bad-apple-lyrics-osmond-brothers.html ]

One new chance
And give you love guaranteed
That you won't be hurt again
One Bad Apple don't spoil the whole darn bunch
Oh Give it one more chance before you give up on love girl
One Bad Apple don't spoil the whole darn bunch
Oh I don't care what they say I don't care what you've heard
I been noticin' you baby
For a long long time
I'm not ashamed to tell the world That you really messed up my mind
Girl to me
You're like a dream come true
I'd rather hurt myself
Than to ever hurt you
One Bad Apple don't spoil the whole darn bunch
Oh Give it one more chance before you give up on love girl
One Bad Apple don't spoil the whole darn bunch
Oh I don't care what they say I don't care what you've heard

Touhou - Bad Apple!! [PV] (Shadow Art) by Kaze-Chakra