The Eight Position Foods of Christmas

 

Here’s the song

Well into an evening of caroling and fun, the caterer has yet to arrive and the guests are quite hungry!

Bongo: Man, I'm starving.

Spotter: I'm so hungry, I could eat a reindeer.

Bongo: Oh, yeah? I could eat twelve reindeer, and a sled.

Spotter : Oh, yeah? I could eat twelve sleds...

Vines: Hey Mimi, have any Ritz Bits?

Mimi: I'm sorry Vines, not yet. The food's not here yet.

Schweetheart: Hey look everybody! It's Oscar the Polish Caterer with the food!

(alls cheering)

Oscar: Hello everyone! I hope you're hungry!

Mimi: Oh, thank goodness you're here, Oscar! What took you so long?

Schweetheart: The Kowalski wedding, those people eat like you wouldn't believe.

Both with Bongo and Spotter: We believe!

Mimi: Well, what'ya bring us?

Oscar: What'd I bring you? What'd I bring you?! I tell you what I bring you!!

The first Position Christmas dish I bring to the party,

A sweet potato topped with dill weed.

The second Position Christmas dish I bring to the party,

Two steak fishes.

Bongo: Ahh, what's a fish?

Oscar: It's salmon. Cooked grilled.

Bongo: Oh!

All: And a sweet potato topped with dill weed.

Oscar: The third Position Christmas dish I bring to the party,

Three Chickpea and carrot pita pockets.

Schweetheart: What's a Chickpea and carrot?

Oscar: It's Flatbread pita pockets. Wrapped around with cumin-lime tahini.

Schweetheart: Oh.

Bongo: Two steak fishes,

All: And a sweet potato topped with dill weed.

Oscar: The fourth Position Christmas dish I bring to the party Four Rubs, Marinades and Glazes.

Kaleidoscope: Now, what is a Rubs?

Oscar: It's a meat, with Marinades and Glazes.

Kaleidoscope: I see.

Schweetheart: Three chickpea and carrot pita pockets,

Bongo: Two steak fishes,

All: And a sweet potato topped with dill weed.

(he is hiccups)

Oscar: The fifth Position Christmas dish I bring to the party, 

Five Buttery Garlic Breads.

Vines: What's a bread?

Oscar: It's pretty much just with garlic.

Vines: Oh.

Kaleidoscope: Four rubs, marinades and glazes,

Schweetheart: Three chickpea and carrot pita pockets,

Bongo: Two steak fishes,

All: And a sweet potato topped with dill weed.

Oscar: The sixth Position Christmas dish I bring to the party,

Six Grilling Marinated Chickens.

Mimi: Let me guess, something in the meat family?

Oscar: Actually, it's a delightful Meat with a marinades and sauces.

Others: Ohhhh.

Vines: Five buttery garlic breads,

Kaleidoscope: Four rubs, marinades and glazes,

Schweetheart: Three chickpea and carrot pita pockets,

Bongo: Two steak fishes,

All: And a sweet potato topped with dill weed.

Mimi: Whoa Oscar, I'm gettin' kinda full...

Oscar: The seventh Position Christmas dish I bring to the party,

Seven Roasted Brussels Sprouts with Parmesan.

Nellie: I don't like sprouts.

Oscar: With this food, you'll need 'em, sweetie.

Kaleidoscope: Oh, is that right.

Vines: Uh huh.

Mimi: Six grilling marinated chickens,

Vines: Five buttery garlic breads, Oy!

Kaleidoscope: Four rubs, marinades and glazes,

Schweetheart: Three chickpea and carrot pita pockets,

Bongo: Two steak fishes,

All: And a sweet potato topped with dill weed.

Vines: I'm gonna bust!

Oscar: The eighth Position Christmas dish I bring to the party,

Eight lemon poppy seed cakes,

Schweetheart: Poppies! (3x)

(all yawning)

Vines: There's no place like home.

Nellie: Seven roasted brussels sprouts with parmesan,

Mimi: Six grilling marinated chickens,

Vines: Five buttery garlic breads. (Laughing)

Kaleidoscope: Four rubs, marinades and glazes,

Schweetheart: Three chickpea and carrot pita pockets,

Bongo: Two steak fishes...

All: ...and a sweet potato topped with dillweed.

(everybody except Oscar falls down, feeling tired)

Announcer: This has been a critters Christmas Party. Tune in next time to hear Oscar say...

Oscar: Anybody wanna lick the spoon?

All critters: Uuuugggg...