Here’s the song
Well into an evening of caroling and fun, the caterer has yet to arrive and the guests are quite hungry!
Bongo: Man, I'm starving.
Spotter: I'm so hungry, I could eat a reindeer.
Bongo: Oh, yeah? I could eat twelve reindeer, and a sled.
Spotter : Oh, yeah? I could eat twelve sleds...
Vines: Hey Mimi, have any Ritz Bits?
Mimi: I'm sorry Vines, not yet. The food's not here yet.
Schweetheart: Hey look everybody! It's Oscar the Polish Caterer with the food!
(alls cheering)
Oscar: Hello everyone! I hope you're hungry!
Mimi: Oh, thank goodness you're here, Oscar! What took you so long?
Schweetheart: The Kowalski wedding, those people eat like you wouldn't believe.
Both with Bongo and Spotter: We believe!
Mimi: Well, what'ya bring us?
Oscar: What'd I bring you? What'd I bring you?! I tell you what I bring you!!
The first Position Christmas dish I bring to the party,
A sweet potato topped with dill weed.
The second Position Christmas dish I bring to the party,
Two steak fishes.
Bongo: Ahh, what's a fish?
Oscar: It's salmon. Cooked grilled.
Bongo: Oh!
All: And a sweet potato topped with dill weed.
Oscar: The third Position Christmas dish I bring to the party,
Three Chickpea and carrot pita pockets.
Schweetheart: What's a Chickpea and carrot?
Oscar: It's Flatbread pita pockets. Wrapped around with cumin-lime tahini.
Schweetheart: Oh.
Bongo: Two steak fishes,
All: And a sweet potato topped with dill weed.
Oscar: The fourth Position Christmas dish I bring to the party Four Rubs, Marinades and Glazes.
Kaleidoscope: Now, what is a Rubs?
Oscar: It's a meat, with Marinades and Glazes.
Kaleidoscope: I see.
Schweetheart: Three chickpea and carrot pita pockets,
Bongo: Two steak fishes,
All: And a sweet potato topped with dill weed.
(he is hiccups)
Oscar: The fifth Position Christmas dish I bring to the party,
Five Buttery Garlic Breads.
Vines: What's a bread?
Oscar: It's pretty much just with garlic.
Vines: Oh.
Kaleidoscope: Four rubs, marinades and glazes,
Schweetheart: Three chickpea and carrot pita pockets,
Bongo: Two steak fishes,
All: And a sweet potato topped with dill weed.
Oscar: The sixth Position Christmas dish I bring to the party,
Six Grilling Marinated Chickens.
Mimi: Let me guess, something in the meat family?
Oscar: Actually, it's a delightful Meat with a marinades and sauces.
Others: Ohhhh.
Vines: Five buttery garlic breads,
Kaleidoscope: Four rubs, marinades and glazes,
Schweetheart: Three chickpea and carrot pita pockets,
Bongo: Two steak fishes,
All: And a sweet potato topped with dill weed.
Mimi: Whoa Oscar, I'm gettin' kinda full...
Oscar: The seventh Position Christmas dish I bring to the party,
Seven Roasted Brussels Sprouts with Parmesan.
Nellie: I don't like sprouts.
Oscar: With this food, you'll need 'em, sweetie.
Kaleidoscope: Oh, is that right.
Vines: Uh huh.
Mimi: Six grilling marinated chickens,
Vines: Five buttery garlic breads, Oy!
Kaleidoscope: Four rubs, marinades and glazes,
Schweetheart: Three chickpea and carrot pita pockets,
Bongo: Two steak fishes,
All: And a sweet potato topped with dill weed.
Vines: I'm gonna bust!
Eight lemon poppy seed cakes,
Schweetheart: Poppies! (3x)
(all yawning)
Vines: There's no place like home.
Nellie: Seven roasted brussels sprouts with parmesan,
Mimi: Six grilling marinated chickens,
Vines: Five buttery garlic breads. (Laughing)
Kaleidoscope: Four rubs, marinades and glazes,
Schweetheart: Three chickpea and carrot pita pockets,
Bongo: Two steak fishes...
