Tuesday, November 29, 2022

The Eight Position Foods of Christmas

 

Here’s the song

Well into an evening of caroling and fun, the caterer has yet to arrive and the guests are quite hungry!


Bongo: Man, I'm starving.


Spotter: I'm so hungry, I could eat a reindeer.


Bongo: Oh, yeah? I could eat twelve reindeer, and a sled.


Spotter : Oh, yeah? I could eat twelve sleds...


Vines: Hey Mimi, have any Ritz Bits?


Mimi: I'm sorry Vines, not yet. The food's not here yet.


Schweetheart: Hey look everybody! It's Oscar the Polish Caterer with the food!


(alls cheering)


Oscar: Hello everyone! I hope you're hungry!


Mimi: Oh, thank goodness you're here, Oscar! What took you so long?


Schweetheart: The Kowalski wedding, those people eat like you wouldn't believe.


Both with Bongo and Spotter: We believe!


Mimi: Well, what'ya bring us?


Oscar: What'd I bring you? What'd I bring you?! I tell you what I bring you!!

The first Position Christmas dish I bring to the party,


A sweet potato topped with dill weed.


The second Position Christmas dish I bring to the party,


Two steak fishes.


Bongo: Ahh, what's a fish?


Oscar: It's salmon. Cooked grilled.


Bongo: Oh!


All: And a sweet potato topped with dill weed.


Oscar: The third Position Christmas dish I bring to the party,


Three Chickpea and carrot pita pockets.


Schweetheart: What's a Chickpea and carrot?


Oscar: It's Flatbread pita pockets. Wrapped around with cumin-lime tahini.


Schweetheart: Oh.


Bongo: Two steak fishes,


All: And a sweet potato topped with dill weed.


Oscar: The fourth Position Christmas dish I bring to the party Four Rubs, Marinades and Glazes.


Kaleidoscope: Now, what is a Rubs?


Oscar: It's a meat, with Marinades and Glazes.


Kaleidoscope: I see.


Schweetheart: Three chickpea and carrot pita pockets,


Bongo: Two steak fishes,


All: And a sweet potato topped with dill weed.


(he is hiccups)


Oscar: The fifth Position Christmas dish I bring to the party, 

Five Buttery Garlic Breads.


Vines: What's a bread?


Oscar: It's pretty much just with garlic.


Vines: Oh.


Kaleidoscope: Four rubs, marinades and glazes,


Schweetheart: Three chickpea and carrot pita pockets,


Bongo: Two steak fishes,


All: And a sweet potato topped with dill weed.


Oscar: The sixth Position Christmas dish I bring to the party,


Six Grilling Marinated Chickens.


Mimi: Let me guess, something in the meat family?


Oscar: Actually, it's a delightful Meat with a marinades and sauces.


Others: Ohhhh.


Vines: Five buttery garlic breads,


Kaleidoscope: Four rubs, marinades and glazes,


Schweetheart: Three chickpea and carrot pita pockets,


Bongo: Two steak fishes,


All: And a sweet potato topped with dill weed.


Mimi: Whoa Oscar, I'm gettin' kinda full...


Oscar: The seventh Position Christmas dish I bring to the party,


Seven Roasted Brussels Sprouts with Parmesan.


Nellie: I don't like sprouts.


Oscar: With this food, you'll need 'em, sweetie.


Kaleidoscope: Oh, is that right.


Vines: Uh huh.


Mimi: Six grilling marinated chickens,


Vines: Five buttery garlic breads, Oy!


Kaleidoscope: Four rubs, marinades and glazes,


Schweetheart: Three chickpea and carrot pita pockets,


Bongo: Two steak fishes,


All: And a sweet potato topped with dill weed.


Vines: I'm gonna bust!



Oscar: The eighth Position Christmas dish I bring to the party,


Eight lemon poppy seed cakes,


Schweetheart: Poppies! (3x)


(all yawning)


Vines: There's no place like home.


Nellie: Seven roasted brussels sprouts with parmesan,


Mimi: Six grilling marinated chickens,


Vines: Five buttery garlic breads. (Laughing)


Kaleidoscope: Four rubs, marinades and glazes,


Schweetheart: Three chickpea and carrot pita pockets,


Bongo: Two steak fishes...



All: ...and a sweet potato topped with dillweed.


(everybody except Oscar falls down, feeling tired)


Announcer: This has been a critters Christmas Party. Tune in next time to hear Oscar say...


Oscar: Anybody wanna lick the spoon?


All critters: Uuuugggg...

  

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