the Announcer: And now it's time for Silly Songs with Hoshina Hikaru. The part of the show where Hikaru comes out and sings a silly song. We joined Hikaru as she recounts the amazing tale of her family's invention of macaroni and cheese.
Hoshina Hikaru: It's true! I will explain it to you! As only an opera can do! My... Great (24x) grandfather and my Great (19x) grandmother. I forget how many greats. Well, they lived in different families
Families: Lived in different families
Hoshina Hikaru: Who didn't like each other...
Pitonio as Antonio: My name's Antonio Kidaroni and we eats-a pasta only.
Pitonio the 1st as Kidaroni 1: Buscantni, Rigatoni
Pitonio the 2nd as Kidaroni 2: We like-a penne
Pitonio the 3rd as Kidaroni 3: Cannelloni
Antonio: But don't call them noodles
Kidaroni: Ha ha ha ha ha
Rafla as Momma Angelisi: My name-a Momma Angelisi and our food's extremely cheesy. Gorgonzola
Angel kid as Angelisi Kid 1: Eww, it's smelly
Angel kid as Angelisi Kid 2: But I still want some in my belly
Momma Angelisi: That's because we like our food extremely cheesy
Angelisi: Ha ha ha ha ha
(Pit Had appeared)
Antonio: Have you met my son-a Tony? He makes a mean-a macaroni
(Raf Had appeared)
Momma Angelisi: My Maria makes a charming saucy cheese. Someday she'll meet a man-a. Who comes from her own clan-a
Antonio: No son of mine will ever marry a Angelisi...i
Hoshina Hikaru: My Great (24x) father and my Great (19x) mother. I still forget how many greats. Though their families were enemies, Maria and Tony liked each other.
(both carts of pasta and cheese sauce roll away, Tony and Maria hop on them, but crash because of rocks and results a glob of macaroni and cheese, the families were not happy)
Momma Angelisi: (gasps) It's his fault!
Antonio Pitonio: Her fault!
Momma Angelisi: Your fault!
Hoshina Hikaru: No, it's their fault. The families were having a fit. Maria and Tony were tasting
Pit as Tony: Iiiiit's... impastably delicious
Raf as Maria: It's incheddarably delightful
Tony: There's a piece on your lips
Both: We shouldn't miss this biteful
(both of them sigh, then they're about to kiss, only to get interrupted by Hikaru)
Hoshina Hikaru: Wait, wait, wait, wait a minute! (groans) This is my grandparents! Nothin' to see here! (whispers) Let's just skip to the end. That's how my Great (24x) grandfather and my Great (19x) grandmother, I still don't know how many greats, but they brought together the families.
Families: Brought together the families
Hoshina Hikaru: And invented Macaroni and Cheese (continues singing until Momma and Antonio stop arguing)
Momma Angelisi: It's cheese and macaroni!
Antonio: It's macaroni and cheese!
Hoshina Hikaru: It's Great (9x)
Announcer: This has been Silly Songs with Hoshina Hikaru. Tune in next time to hear Antonio say...
Antonio: It's-a-Grrrrreat!
Hoshina Hikaru: It's true! I will explain it to you! As only an opera can do! My... Great (24x) grandfather and my Great (19x) grandmother. I forget how many greats. Well, they lived in different families
Families: Lived in different families
Hoshina Hikaru: Who didn't like each other...
Pitonio as Antonio: My name's Antonio Kidaroni and we eats-a pasta only.
Pitonio the 1st as Kidaroni 1: Buscantni, Rigatoni
Pitonio the 2nd as Kidaroni 2: We like-a penne
Pitonio the 3rd as Kidaroni 3: Cannelloni
Antonio: But don't call them noodles
Kidaroni: Ha ha ha ha ha
Rafla as Momma Angelisi: My name-a Momma Angelisi and our food's extremely cheesy. Gorgonzola
Angel kid as Angelisi Kid 1: Eww, it's smelly
Angel kid as Angelisi Kid 2: But I still want some in my belly
Momma Angelisi: That's because we like our food extremely cheesy
Angelisi: Ha ha ha ha ha
(Pit Had appeared)
Antonio: Have you met my son-a Tony? He makes a mean-a macaroni
(Raf Had appeared)
Momma Angelisi: My Maria makes a charming saucy cheese. Someday she'll meet a man-a. Who comes from her own clan-a
Antonio: No son of mine will ever marry a Angelisi...i
Hoshina Hikaru: My Great (24x) father and my Great (19x) mother. I still forget how many greats. Though their families were enemies, Maria and Tony liked each other.
(both carts of pasta and cheese sauce roll away, Tony and Maria hop on them, but crash because of rocks and results a glob of macaroni and cheese, the families were not happy)
Momma Angelisi: (gasps) It's his fault!
Antonio Pitonio: Her fault!
Momma Angelisi: Your fault!
Hoshina Hikaru: No, it's their fault. The families were having a fit. Maria and Tony were tasting
Pit as Tony: Iiiiit's... impastably delicious
Raf as Maria: It's incheddarably delightful
Tony: There's a piece on your lips
Both: We shouldn't miss this biteful
(both of them sigh, then they're about to kiss, only to get interrupted by Hikaru)
Hoshina Hikaru: Wait, wait, wait, wait a minute! (groans) This is my grandparents! Nothin' to see here! (whispers) Let's just skip to the end. That's how my Great (24x) grandfather and my Great (19x) grandmother, I still don't know how many greats, but they brought together the families.
Families: Brought together the families
Hoshina Hikaru: And invented Macaroni and Cheese (continues singing until Momma and Antonio stop arguing)
Momma Angelisi: It's cheese and macaroni!
Antonio: It's macaroni and cheese!
Hoshina Hikaru: It's Great (9x)
Announcer: This has been Silly Songs with Hoshina Hikaru. Tune in next time to hear Antonio say...
Antonio: It's-a-Grrrrreat!
raf and pit are the couple in the history
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