King of Cats
- i us this parodie of the sceen.
of this sceen.
Alvin Seville:
- StepDad Flash, taking the family to opening night is the nicest thing you've ever done for us.
- Flash Sentry:
- Or will ever do.
- Vanellope von Schweetz:
- I can't wait to see this reimagining of Itchy & Scratchy by avant-garde director Julianna Crelmner.
- Flash Sentry:
- Hey, it says here the "book" was written by Tom Stoppard. This isn't a book! It's a play! (laughs) ok, I Shush .
- African Man:
- Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamishtanaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay, kimanee sayfaloooooooooooooor...
- Old Cat:
- All hail the king of the cats.
- Cast':
- Sayfalooooooor, sayfaloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooor...
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- Mimi:
- (gasps) They're coming down the aisles! What if they want to
interact with me? Looking through my purse, looking through my purse,
keep walking, monkey!
- Alvin Seville:
- Don't worry, StepMom Mimi, they all pass by.
- Cast:
- Itchy-Scratchy, Itchy-Itchy-Scratchy,
- Itchy-Scratchy, Itchy-Itchy-Scratchy,
- (cont'd over following)
- Singing Cat:
- From the day you were born in the alley,
- To the day you were hit by a car,
- There's cream to drink and mice to eat
- And great big balls of yarn.
- It's the circle,
- The circle of—
- Itchy:
- KNIFE! (Itchy as a baby runs around giggling and curring off the Old Cat's arms and legs.)
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Vanellope von Schweetz:
- I love the use of streamers as blood. It robs the violence of its power.
Alvin Seville:
- Woo-hoo! I'm drenched in "blood"!
- Scratchy:
- I don't know why I trust him.
- I guess some cats just never learn.
- Itchy:
- I feel so good when I have crushed him,
- Or left him mangled, maimed and burned.
- Both:
- I suppose it's symbiotic,
- And perhaps a bit erotic.
- Scratchy:
- 'Cause pain is my narcotic.
- Itchy:
- You really liked it?
-
- Scratchy:
- Yes, I loved it.
-
- Both:
- And that's why we're always
- Itchy:
- Fighting...
- Scratchy:
- And biting...
- Itchy:
- And dynamite igniting!
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- Flash Sentry:
- Hey, look at this! I'know he like kill us or somethin'.
- all colors Cast:
- It's the circle,
- The circle of knife!
- It's the circle,
- The circle of knife
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