King of Cats

i us this parodie of the sceen.

of this sceen.

Alvin Seville:

StepDad Flash, taking the family to opening night is the nicest thing you've ever done for us.

Flash Sentry:

Or will ever do.

Vanellope von Schweetz:

I can't wait to see this reimagining of  Itchy & Scratchy by avant-garde director Julianna Crelmner.

Flash Sentry:

Hey, it says here the "book" was written by Tom Stoppard. This isn't a book! It's a play! (laughs) ok, I Shush .

African Man:

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamishtanaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay, kimanee sayfaloooooooooooooor...

Old Cat:

All hail the king of the cats.

Cast':

Sayfalooooooor, sayfaloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooor...

Mimi:

(gasps) They're coming down the aisles! What if they want to interact with me? Looking through my purse, looking through my purse, keep walking, monkey!

Alvin Seville:

Don't worry, StepMom Mimi, they all pass by.

Cast:

Itchy-Scratchy, Itchy-Itchy-Scratchy,

Itchy-Scratchy, Itchy-Itchy-Scratchy,

(cont'd over following)

Singing Cat:

From the day you were born in the alley,

To the day you were hit by a car,

There's cream to drink and mice to eat

And great big balls of yarn.

It's the circle,

The circle of—

Itchy:

KNIFE! (Itchy as a baby runs around giggling and curring off the Old Cat's arms and legs.)

Vanellope von Schweetz:

I love the use of streamers as blood. It robs the violence of its power.

Alvin Seville:

Woo-hoo! I'm drenched in "blood"!

Scratchy:

I don't know why I trust him.

I guess some cats just never learn. 

Itchy:

I feel so good when I have crushed him,

Or left him mangled, maimed and burned. 

Both:

I suppose it's symbiotic,

And perhaps a bit erotic.

Scratchy:

'Cause pain is my narcotic.

Itchy:

You really liked it?

 

Scratchy:

Yes, I loved it.

 

Both:

And that's why we're always

Itchy:

Fighting...

Scratchy:

And biting...

Itchy:

And dynamite igniting!

Flash Sentry:

Hey, look at this! I'know he like kill us or somethin'.

all colors Cast:

It's the circle,

The circle of knife!

It's the circle,

The circle of knife