Monday, May 12, 2014

A Mother's Day Message


i got my idea Split kit loses a bet. Fun for the whole family. Here

Mimi: {walks on stage} Oh hello. And now for a special punishment—I mean, presentation from Split KiiiiiiiIIiiIIiiIIiiiit. {walks off stage}

{We see Split Kit behind a curtain.}

Mimi: Psst! Kit! Go!

{Split Kit peeks out from the wings}

Split Kit: Oh no, there's no way I'm goin' out there.

{Cut to Mimi standing backstage with SpongeBob, Scooby, Flippity, Roger, Jewel, Amy, Brigitte, Kian, PaRappa and Toro}

Mimi: Oh yes you are. {Flippity looks angry} You lost fair and square. Goooo.

{Cut back to Split Kit behind the curtain}

Split Kit: No.

Mimi: Go!

Split Kit: No! Rrrrrrraaaaaaaah!

Mimi: GO! {Split Kit is pushed onto stage, wearing a sailor suit and holding a large lollipop.}

{Mimi, SpongeBob, Scooby,  Flippity,  Roger,  Jewel,  Amy,  Brigitte,  Kian, PaRappa and Toro laugh}

Mimi: Go on.

Split Kit: {clears throat} Hrrymrrdrr.

Mimi: What?

Split Kit: Happymuddaday.

Mimi: We can't hear youuu!

Split Kit: {screaming} HAPPY FREAKIN' MOTHER'S DAY!!!

{More laughter from Mimi, SpongeBob, Scooby,  Flippity,  Roger,  Jewel,  Amy,  Brigitte,  Kian, PaRappa and Toro}

Mimi: Wow, That was awsome, You had to say it. you Guys, seriously. that funny.

Split Kit: {walking off the stage} Oh man! That's the last time I'm playin' you guys in cards. You guys are freakin' ruthless, man! I'm outta here!

{Zoom out, revealing an empty auditorium.}

Split Kit: More like "Crappy Mother's Day", if you ask me. Cause it's probably pretty crappy so far. And I'm not even a mother.

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