In an attempt to convince Marzipan that he hasn't forgotten to buy her an anniversary present, Homestar Runner ends up promising to take her to Hawaii. Funds being short, he applies for a job as lab assistant to the sinister Fawful Bloodworth Thomason, who happens to be searching for a donor to provide his monstrous creation with a brain...
[the house Rainig and Lighting]
The Cheat: {The Cheat noises}
Homestar Runner:{voiceover} Look out, the Chaet.I'm Put Finish Em all.
[Cut Homestar and The Cheat in the Living Room]
The Cheat: {The Cheat noises}
Homestar Runner: Hit That,and that.
(The Cheat go on the Chair)
The Cheat: {The Cheat noises}
Homestar Runner: Keep Going, catch one of these.
[Cut to Video game at Snow White Street Fighter]
[Homestar Runner is playing a video game when Marzipan enters]
Marzipan: Homestar. Hello!
The Cheat: {The Cheat noises}
[Stands in front of TV]
Marzipan: I'm so excited about tonight. Aren't you?
Homestar Runner: Marzipan! You trying to get me killed?
Marzipan: Hmm, maybe. Oh, Homestar Runner! You forgot, didn't you?
Homestar Runner: Oh, no. No, no.i Forgot what?
Marzipan: Our anniversary?
Homestar Runner: Oh, yeah! Ha-ha! Anniversary. Of what?
Marzipan: Our very first date. Ooh! Well, from now on you can date your stupid video game!
[The screen Game reads "Your James Over"and Turn off the Tv]
Homestar Runner: Marzipan?
[cut to the news paper read Miniature Golf]
Homestar Runner: ah ha i found it.
[And pick up]
Homestar Runner: I got everything Plan,You see i take em for suprise Ta dah.
Marzipan: Hrmmph
Homestar Runner: you and me outside,fresh air,noon skys,water fall,for eighteen girls.
[see the paper read hawaii]
Marzipan: that the is a hawaiian.
[she hug to him]
Marzipan: oh Homestar
[cut to see the paper hawaii read only $ 99999!]
[Homestar Runner shock it]
Marzipan: You so Sweet!(kissing) Aloha!
[after kiss and she go away]
[he scared and shock it again]
Homestar Runner: the Chaet, the Chaet you need to go aloha {groans}.
[Listend Cha Ching and Pick up see read Wanteds]
Homestar Runner: Wanteds? oh Listend to this earn $999 99! for a mindless dayswork. alright i'm back in business.
[cut to the House and the wolf sound]
Homestar Runner: this is it 1313 Lobotomy lane.
[sign read 1313 Lobotomy lane Fawful he whistling wear tie and knock the door]
[Become a Trap door winding down next to Zazu then he Sceam]
[Homestar Runner is completely strapped into a chair]
Homestar Runner: Talk about your iron clad contract.
Fawful: Dr. Fawful at your service. You're here for the job, hmm?
Homestar Runner: Yeah. I mean, no! No.
Fawful: Oh, don't be shy. It's not just a job. It's an adventure.
Homestar Runner: I hate adventure.
Fawful: Perfect! You're hired.
Fawful: Let me introduce your co-worker. I made him myself.
(Slap him)
Homestar Runner: Hey!!
[He prest the button if Julius will rise he look up at him he scream]
Fawful: ooh, like is when they squeal.
[he go to the tv]
Homestar Runner: Hey, Wait a Minute!
[beat the tv zoom in see the brain]
Homestar Runner: what's Going on!
Fawful: ah ha perfect.
Fawful: Julius, Julius, baby, Daddy's found you a brand new brain.
Homestar Runner: Wait! You're not r-r-really gonna -
Fawful: Put your brain in his body? (Buzz!) That's right!
Fawful: (laughing)
[Electric sound effects shocking to him and explode ruined out control]
Homestar Runner: (Coughing) Oh, I don't feel like myself. I...
[Pull back; Homestar is now Julius]
Homestar Runner: Oh, my gosh! I'm not myself. That crazy gizmo really worked.
Homestar Runner: Oh Doc, doc,doctor i Change my mind i don't want the money i want my own body back!
[Drop down turn into Bones]
[Pull back;to Julius is now Homestar]
Julius: (Growling)
Homestar Runner: Stop!
Julius: Roar!
Homestar Runner: [He and Julius have switched brains] Uh, you monster, me Homestar. Homestar Runner. You know, Homestar Runner? Just look in my wallet. You'll see.
[Julius takes out Homestar's wallet; the first picture is from Runnig on the Grass in a Theme Song Video]
Homestar Runner: Ah, that's old. Ha. There's me, next to my girlfriend, Marzipan.
Julius: Oh, Marzi.
Homestar Runner: Yeah. And she likes my body and my mind. In the same place, that is.
Julius: (Growling)
Homestar Runner: (Srceam)
Julius: Marzi, Marzi, Marzi, Marzi,Marzi.
[Climing his head]
Homestar Runner: (Srceam again)
[and Come back]
Julius: Marzi!!!
Homestar Runner: Stop Theif! let me go off my body! we got to twist are afiad!!!
[Julius growing and bit and he see]
Julius: oooh
[Marzipan go to the clothing store he see her she go to the door]
Julius: Marzipan!
[Marzipan digging the swimsuits]
Marzipan: Hmmm. Cute Suit Not [Trow out] on my cloht.
Marzipan: Oh my what dose he said.
[he rushing to the store]
Julius: Roar!
Marzipan: Homestar oh ho why do you speak it to you.
[he walk to her she see to her suit and hide]
Marzipan: uh ah ah not to around the mall.
Julius: Roar!
Homestar Runner: Marzipan, it a monster.
Marzipan: (Srceam)
[trowing all everything]
Marzipan: Come on Homestar, Let's get out of here.
[she runnig with him juming the bus]
Marzipan: close. l think we lost.
[he take her and hiting him]
Marzipan: Homestar Help!
Homestar Runner: What.
Marzipan: Help!
Homestar Runner: Ouch!
Marzipan: Help!
Homestar Runner: Help?
Marzipan: Help!!!
Homestar Runner: Marzipan Stop. it me Homestar.
Marzipan: Homestar?
Julius: (Growling)
[Julius go to her he to the craw]
Homestar Runner: Hang On!
[Jump to the craw]
Marzipan: (Srceam)
[Swing high to building put down here]
Homestar Runner: You'll be safe here.
Marzipan: you Did Homestar who was in but don't go down.
[Swing back Homestar take him and catch it]
Homestar Runner: Yes!
[pull the lever Drop down here]
Julius: uh oh?.
[Both Scream Down to the electricity wire]
Both: (Srceam)
[ to the eclectical and back Normal]
[get of it take it and to crash the sign]
Homestar Runner: oh huh Marzipan!
Marzipan: Homestar? uh oh
[he see her going to fall]
Homestar Runner: hey!
[Roaring so Loud blow out off his blowing out Zazu off his from his mouth]
Julius: Roar!
[Crash out see her and he bit his head trow out down]
Marzipan: Homestar!
[Kissing and beat him and he came along whistle at him]
Homestar Runner: Hey Julius let him go.
Julius: (Growling)
[She screaming run for it he jump over and punch he go to her arm with a rope]
[to her finger jump down taking him she fall scream]
Homestar Runner: Marzi!!!
[he hold her head swing to here it going fall]
Marzipan: That was Close.
[then it fall down]
Julius: (Srceam)
[her hold with a Yoyo go up and down]
Julius: (Srceam)
[Back the beach of Homestar Runner and Marzipan]
Homestar Runner: happy anniversary!
[flower hawaiian chain for her]
Marzipan: (Giggle) Your so Romantic (Kiss)
[go fishing rod with a wallet he swim]
Julius: Marzi, Marzi, Marzi, Marzi. Marzi!!
[Go far there and Passes out]
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