thr Culture Shock story
[The camera took a shot outside of the Krusty Krab's restaurant and this
scene faded to inside where there are no customers at the Krusty Krab
as Mr. Krabs is standing between a "FREE!" sign that pointed at the
salad bar, Squidward is reading a ballet magazine, SpongeBob is staring
at the clean table and I'm cleaning the table with a washcloth]
Squidward: [enjoy reading his magazine that said, "DANCE NOW!"]
[The
camera cuts to the right page of the magazine with the image of the
ballerina couple that is a man and the woman. The man's head changed
into the head of Squidward. It cuts back to Squidward who put his left
palm on his cheek]
Squidward: [sighs dreamingly] Ha...<8D
Spongebob:
[watches the shiny, clean table worriedly until the dust speck floats
down to the table and he gasps so he sprays at this speck with the green
Windex spray and wipes it with a red washcloth. He kneels down to stare
at it again] 0_0
[Then, the speck of dust falls down to the table again and he did it again]
Kiki: [wipes the other table with a white washcloth] Done.
Mr. Krabs: I just don't get it. [pick up the sign that said, "Free" in
his pincher and glares at it] If a free salad bar doesn't bring in
customers, what will?! [lift this sign in the air in his pinchers while I
look at him]
Squidward: [dancing like a ballerina while singing and humming] <D
Mr. Krabs: Squidward!
Squidward: Yes, sir?
Mr. Krabs: There's gonna be some changes around here. >8(
Celeste:
[tap my index finger on his shoulder while my other hand is pointing at
someone in the door] Uh, Mr. Krabs, you should see someone at the door.
[Then, the customer that is a brown fish with a dark purple short-sleeved shirt walks in]
Mr. Krabs:[Customer walks in. Mr. Krabs gasps] A customer! Welcome to the Krusty Krab! [runs up to the customer with a chair and seats him. Brings him back to the table] SpongeBob, cater to his every whim. And don't screw this one up.
SpongeBob and Mimi: [saluted] Aye aye sir! B(
Spongebob: [jumps up
and down in front of the customer with a smile] Welcome aboard, 8)
[salutes] sir! ^^ [opens his eyes and smiles] Here at the Krusty Krab,
[put his index finger at the customer's chest] you are the captain, and
I, a mere cabin boy.
Celeste: [walks up behind the customer] And I'm just the waitress here, captain. 8) [giggles] ^^
Spongebob: [squinted his eyes] You just say the word and I will throw
myself in the [slams his front body onto the table] brig! [stood up and
holds up the paper pad and a pencil] May I take your order?
A brown customer named Francis: All I wanted was change for the pay phone. <8( [shows the dollar]
Petals and mimi: What?
SpongeBob:
[grabs the dollar bill from his hand] Aye aye sir! 8D [runs off quickly
and comes back with a stack of change on his palm] Monsieur's change.
[snaps his fingers]
Francis: [took the stack of coins] Thanks. [laughs nervously and stares at Spongebob] 8(
Patty: Uh, is there a problem, sir?
Francis: [looks at me] Oh, nothing. Nothing at all. 8( [leaves a penny on the table] Here you go. [runs off]
Petals: [look at him with a skeptical face] Uh, see ya.
[The camera cuts to the penny that sparkles on the table]
Mr. Krabs: [smells the penny and then his eyes turns into a dollar signs]
[
Ding!]
Mr.
Krabs: [jumps up as Spongebob is about to reach the penny with a smile]
Yaaaaaaaa!!! [jumps on the table with a penny on it as I ran away from
him from being smashed and Spongebob was sent flying backward. The table
was smashed and the wooden pieces were sent flying as well]
[Later, in Mr. Krabs' office with Squidward, SpongeBob and me]
Mr.
Krabs: [put the penny into the vault and shut this vault door. He walks
up to his office chair while Squidward, Spongebob and I were sitting in
our cushioned chairs] Now as you may have noticed, profits are way down
this month. [as he pulls down a chart with zig-zag lines going down and
his eyes sticking out on each side] We need a gimmick to [pulls the
chart up] bring in customers. Do you lubbers have any ideas?
SpongeBob: I've got one!
Petals: Then, what is it you're gonna tell us?
Spongebob: [takes out a tray with a soda and a pair of socks on it] A free pair of socks with every purchase!
Petals, Squidward and Mr. Krabs: [stare at him] <B(
Patty: Spongebob, that's not a good idea. That's a lame idea.
Squidward: Eh-eh. B( [took out and read his "Dance Now!" magazine] <B(
Spongebob: Or maybe 'Double Patty Midnight Madness'!
Squidward: [look at Spongebob, annoyed and go back to his reading] >B(
Petals: Spongebob, how about--
Spongebob: [toss this tray aside] Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! I know! I
know! I know! How about 'mouth full of clams' day! Everyone who shows up
with a mouthful of clams... [talks with mouth full of clams] ...gets a
free drink! [sticks his tongue out and seven, small, purple clams were
seen bitten on it] Huh? Huh? 8D
Terri: Spongebob, that's another
lame idea. >8( [pauses] 0.0 [turn away and talk to myself while
putting my hands on my head] Oh great, now I sound like Squidward.
<8(
Mr. Krabs: Well, uhh, I was thinking more along the lines of live entertainment. [Squidward gasps]
Squidward: That's it, a floor show! Wait, a talent show! With your host, me! [runs up to Mr. Krabs with stars in his eyes] This is the moment I've...I mean, we've been dreaming of. Think of it, Mr. Krabs, you will be responsible for bringing culture to this cultural wasteland we call Bikini Bottom! And not to mention, the money.
Mimi: [shrugs while smiling] Now why would I thought of that? [look at
Spongebob] I bet Squidward would make such a wonderful, spectacular
talent show, don't you think, Spongebob?
Celeste: Yes what do you think.
Squidward: [runs up to Mr. Krabs with stars in his eyes and wrap his left arm around Mr. Krabs]
Mr. Krabs: 0_0
Mr. Krabs: The money? [Squidward lying on the table]
Squidward: And I can see it now...your daughter Pearl, her name up in lights.
Mr. Krabs: [Mr. Krabs looks at his picture of him and Pearl] Little Pearly...a star?
SpongeBob: Hoppin' clams! A talent show! I'm talented! I'd better call my folks! [runs off as Squidward and Mr. Krabs shake hands]
Mr. Krabs: Squidward, you've got a deal. Make my little girl a star. 8)
Moe:
[walks up to Mr. Krabs' desk with my crossed arms until both of them
were looking at me] Mr. Krabs, you know your daughter is not little
anymore since she is some kind of teenager in high school I doubted
while looking at her in your picture so I can tell.
[Later, the restaurant is being redecorated for the show and Squidward
is standing on the stage. He is dressed as a host by wearing a brown,
square framed glasses and a red vest. He is holding a clipboard that he
is writing down with a pencil]
Squidward: B(
SpongeBob and Petals: [pop up and look over the stage at Squidward] 8)
SpongeBob: Hey Squidward, what time am I going on?
Squidward: [looking at Spongebob out of the corner of his eyes] Going on what? B(
SpongeBob: The show! When am I going on the show? I have a great act! 8)
Goldie: Me too! 8)
Squidward: What talent could you possibly possess?
Goldie:
First, Spongebob will do his talented performance. [look at him with a
smile] Take it away, Spongebob. 8) [look back at Squidward] Oh,
Squidward. It's one of the idiom phrases and "take it away" means start
up the performance or let the show begin. 8(
Squidward: Okay, okay, I get it.
SpongeBob:[SpongeBob blows a big bubble which turns into a hippo. Then blows two small bubbles for the hat and cane. Both dance]
Celeste: [sitting on the edge of the stage and giggles] ^^
SpongeBob and the bubble hippo: [done dancing]
SpongeBob: Ta-da!
Celeste,Bob,and Goldie: [claps my hands to applaud] 8)
Squidward: [yawns] No one, not even your parents, would want to see that.
Celeste,Bob,and Goldie: [look at Squidward with my head turn at him] What? D8
[Then, the hippo bubble pops]
Spongebob: <8(
Squidward: What the people want is culture, not dancing bubbles.
Petals: [turn my head away from Squidward and crossed my arms] Squidward,
you've been very unfair to his talent with your ridiculous idea. >8(
[closed my eyes] Even dancing bubbles which I find them entertaining and
the way they moved, it's like they got animated. And me, besides that
I'm just a magician, I am a better, creative, smartest artist than you
and this show does not have to be just culture. It could be both. >(
Squidward: [turn away from me with his crossed arms and made a crossed
face while sighing] Everyone's a critic like Petals sometimes.
SpongeBob: Ok, I get it. Don't worry, Squidward, I'm going to come up with the most cultured act ever!
Bob: [whispered to Spongebob's ear] Spongebob, I don't think it has to be just cultured so instead, it could be both than I hope.
Squidward: I can hardly wait. And as for you, Petals, since you had magic powers which I find it talented so you're in.
Petals: [smiles] Thanks, Squidward.
[SpongeBob runs off] Phew. The only culture that guy has is in his tennis shoes. [laughs] Tennis shoes. [laughs] Ha ha! I crack myself up.
[now the night of the talent show where people are outside conducting interviews and people inside are talking and getting set-up]
SpongeBob: [peeks out from behind the curtain] Wow! A full house! 8D [gasps with a smile]
[The
camera took a shot at me, who I am dressed in my magician outfit that
looks like a tuxedo and I am now wearing a long, black wig with side
fringe, approaches Patrick and Mr. Krabs in their tuxedos and walk with
Mr. and Mrs. Squarepants]
Spongebob: There's Mom and Dad with my roommate, Petals! They are gonna be so proud!
Mr Krabs: [shakes Mr. SquarePants' hand] Hello, I'm Mr. Krabs, and I like money.
Punchy: [look at Spongebob's parents with a sincere smile] And he's Spongebob's and my most, greatest boss in Krusty Krabs ever.
Mr. Krabs: Thank you, milady. ^^
Mimi: [walks off to head to the backstage] You're welcome, Mr. Krabs.
[The camera took a shot of Spongebob in backstage]
SpongeBob: [closes the curtains and holding one curtain in his right
handI gotta get ready! 8) [then he heard Squidward calls out]
Squidward: [claps his hands to get our attention] Alright people, listen up.
[The performers are Pearl Krabs,Toro inoue, Parappa, Pepper, Gary the Snail, Marzipan, Pom Pom, Poopsmith, Gulliver, Lucky, three male fish, Plankton and I walk up to Squidward]
Squidward: Gather around everyone, chop, chop.
[We, except Spongebob gather around him]
Squidward: Now, you may be thinking this is your one shot at the big time. <8) Well, it's not. 8( It's mine. -_-
SpongeBob: [wave his hand to get Squidward's attention with a smile] Hey, Squid!
Squidward: 0_0
SpongeBob: How about this for the show? [runs off and runs back with a tub full of water and the words 'Mister Absorbency' written on the front] The Amazing Mister Absorbency! [puts his finger in the water and absorbs it. Absorbs the water into his legs] Ta-da! [absorbs water into his head] Ta-da!
8D
Squidward: No one is going to watch you engorge yourself.
Petals:
And Spongebob, I think everybody already knows that most sponges can
absorb water like you and obviously, you are a sponge that easily
absorbs water which some people think it was boring. <8( [walks off]
8(
Punchy: what the matter in your body.
SpongeBob: [shrunk to his normal self as the water got dispersed from his spongy body] <8(
Squidward: [walking away] B(
Spongebob: Please, Squidward, [dives onto and grabs Squidward's legs] let me be in the show!
Squidward: 0_0
Spongebob: [got onto his knees and clasped his hands for him to beg]
Squidward: >8(
Spongebob: I'll do anything! Anything! Anything! 8(
[As I walk up to Spongebob's behind and look at him worriedly]
Kiki: <8(
Squidward: So you really want to be in the show?
SpongeBob: Oh, yes! 8D
Terri: [folds my arms and made a crossed face at Squidward] What do you think, Mr. Unfair-Host? >B(
Squidward: [took the mop from the bucket of water] Ok, you get to mop up afterwards. <B)
Spongebob: 0.0
Goldie: D8
Squidward: [hands SpongeBob a mop] Now will you stop bugging me? [walks off]ome on, Goldie. You'll get in the line with the performers. >8(
Kiki: [put my hand on Spongebob's shoulder compassionately] Don't sweat
it, Spongebob. <8( You'll mop the floor afterwards in no time and
then you'll open up your secret hidden talent that comes from deep
inside your heart. Until then, it will tell what talent you shall use
soon, okay? <8)] [walks off and follows Squidward]
SpongeBob: So, this is what it feels like...[sniffs] the big time! <8( ( [raises his mop up in his hands and the light shone on him] With this mop, I shape my-- )B [then smiles] destiny! 8)
[Meanwhile with me and the performers who are standing in line...]
Petals: Good luck with your "magical" performer, Plankton. I know you never
had magic powers before and I know what you're up to with all your
sneaky little plan is to steal the Krabby Patty with your fake magic.
>B)
Plankton: [chuckles] Relax, Petals. I'm not gonna
"steal" the Krabby Patty. I'm gonna "borrow" the Krabby Patty so I can
volunteer it to be disappeared until it will reappeared in any
customer's hands. D)
Petals: Okay, if you say so. Mr. Krabs will caught you on guard if you did exactly "steal" it instead of "borrow" it. >8)
Plankton: [folded his arms and roll his eye] Whatever. >o(
[Meanwhile, the show starts and the crowd applauds. Squidward comes out and gets the cue cards that are in his tuxedo]
Squidward: [clears his throat and look obviously nervous while reading
his cue card] Good evening and--And welcome to the 1st annual Squidward
Tentacles Talent Show. Sponsored by the Krusty Krab, home of the Krabby
Patty, because no one else would give it a home.
[The rimshot is heard and Patrick laughs while the audience look at him]
Patrick: [laughing] ^^
Squidward:
[looking at Patrick] <8) [then smiles and doesn't look nervous for
now] Thank you. Our next act is living proof that nepotism is alive and
well. 8)
Patrick: [laughs while his tears sent flying out of his
eyes] <D [laughing uncontrollably while looking at Spongebob's
parents and Mr. Krabs who are sitting with him in the table and he point
his index finger at his eyes] BD
Squidward: Uh, thank you. <8) [read his cue card] Put your fins together for...<B) [got interrupted by Patrick's laughter]
Patrick: [laughing while banging his fist on the table and his tears sent flying out of his eyes again until he fell backward]
Squidward:
Put your... [interrupted by Patrick's laughter again] >B( Put...
>B( [grew annoyed and interrupted by Patrick's laughter again] Pearl!
[walk off and feeling annoyed] B(
[The crowd claps]
Mr. Krabs: Hooray!
[The curtain opens for Pearl who dressed in the pink cheerleader uniform]
Pearl: 8)
Mr. Krabs: [clasps his pinchers and his eyes is filled with happy tears] My little girl is finally a star. (B>
Pearl:
Give me a K-R-U! [jumps up and down on the stage causing the crowd to
fly up and down with her every time she did with the jumping] Give me a
S-T-Y! [jumps up and down again] Krusty Krab! [jumps up and down] Krusty
Krab! [jumps up and down] Krusty Krab! [jumps up and down]
Mr.
Krabs: [smiles while he, Patrick and Spongebob's parents in their barrel
chairs got bounced up and down] That's what I call talent. 8)
Pearl: Thank you!
[The camera panned to the left until you can see that Krusty Krab floor is destroyed and the crowd are lying around, injured]
[In the backstage, Squidward is looking at Pearl]
Pearl: Thank you! [chuckles] [rans off with a smile] Thank you!
Squidward: [closes curtain with a rope and as he is lowering the rope,
SpongeBob is tied to it and he's holding a mop and a bucket of water]
Aaahh!
SpongeBob: [drops the bucket]
Squidward: <B(
Spongebob: Hey Squidward, listen, what do you think? 8)
Squidward: >8(
Spongebob: When I mop, should I go forward and back? No, no, side to side.
Squidward:
[lets the rope go and sends SpongeBob flying up. Then, he walks back
out on the stage] And now, poetry. B( [walks backstage, but peeks his
head through the curtain] By Gary. <8( [pull his head in until the
curtain opens]
Gary: [is on a stool] Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow.
[The camera cuts to Sandy Cheek who is sitting in the table alone]
Sandy: [sighs] <8D [smiles] He has such a way with words. 8)
[The camera cuts behind Gary]
Gary: Meow. Meow.
[It panned to the right and focused on Squidward until this camera stopped]
Squidward:
[checks his watch] Come on, come on, Ginsburg, >8( [looks at Gary]
if he doesn't hurry it up, we're not going to have time for the best
act...me! <8(
SpongeBob: [walks up] Squidward, should I use
[took out the blue jar of Mr. Cleanser in his left palm] Mr Cleanser or
[took out the green jar of Mr. Clean in his right palm] Dr Clean?
Squidward: [turn away and walks off] Yes. >B(
Spongebob: 8s
[The
audience applauds as curtain opens, revealing Plankton in a magician
costume and a sign that says 'The Amazing Plankton!!!']
Plankton: [hold the black and white magician wand in his right hand] I,
the amazing Plankton, with the use of prestidigitation... [turns his
wand into flowers]
Petals: [is behind the purple curtains and
grinned at Plankton] I know you're gonna steal it, Mr. Not-So-Magical
Plankton and Mr. Krabs will catch you on time. After all, I would never
ever trust a bad guy like you. (B<
Plankton: …will make a
Krabby Patty disappear before your very eyes. [throw the flowers aside]
First, I'll need a volunteer from the audience. [jumps onto a table and
grabs the Krabby Patty from the customer who is about to eat it. He then
got onto the floor and runs toward the door, but Mr. Krabs stops
Plankton by blocking his path and the door]
Mr. Krabs: Nice try. >8( [swipes and grabs the patty] Your act's over, bub. >8(
Petals:
[walk up to Mr. Krabs' side and smiles at Plankton determinedly] See? I
thought you that I knew you're gonna steal it instead of borrow it
until Mr. Krabs caught you on guard like I predicted it with my magic
sense, the Un-Amazing Plankton. >8)
Plankton: You may win this
time, you two. [stick his arms out for him to use magic]
She-hah-kazeek! [he claps his hands and ignites into a puff of smoke.
The smoke clears and he is completely charred]
Petals: See? What do you think of your own "magical" powers? >8)
Plankton: Well, this stinks. DO> [walks off sadly and is booed until he left the Krusty Krab restaurant]
Petals and Mr. Krabs: [stare at him leave]
Mr. Krabs: >8(
Petals: >8)
The crowd: [booing] >8o
[In the backstage with Squidward in it...]
Squidward: [peeks out from behind the curtain and sweat with panic]
Mr. Krabs: Squidward! [runs up to Squidward backstage, leaving a trail of flames] This show is a disaster! You're ruining me! D8<
Squidward: [sweating] Now, now, <8) [still sweating] don't you worry, Mr Krabs. I've saved the best for last, you'll see.
Mr. Krabs: 0_0
[see to Kiki,Moe,Goldie and Lucky with their costumes]
- What I want to be, what I want to be
- When I grow up to be big me.
- What I want to be, what I want to be
- Is a doctor or a mail carrier!
- Each day I work, what fun it would be.
- I'll always do my responsibility!
- I'll do what I do so carefully
- When I grow up to be big me!
- What I want to be, what I want to be
- When I grow up to be big me.
- What I want to be, what I want to be
- Is a farmer or a firefighter!
- Each day I work, what fun it would be.
- I'll always do my responsibility!
- I'll do what I do so carefully
- When I grow up to be big me!
song
Mr. Krabs: For your sake, I hope you're right. )B<
[Few minutes later, the bunch of spot lights gleam around Krusty Krab]
Squidward [VO]: And now, ladies and gentlemen,the moment you've all been waiting for. We've saved the best for last. Put your hands together for the incomparable Squidward!
['Squidward Live' words blink in pink and green lights until they scroll
up. The curtain opens and the background is a canyon until Squidward in
his dark blue swimsuit walks in and raised his arms up with his smile]
Squidward: B)
The crowd: [stare at him blankly] 0_0
Squidward: [then ballet dances with birds. Then the lights go dark and music is samba as Squidward dances weird]
Kiki: [behind the curtains] Wow...0.0
[The camera cuts to the two male fish in the table]
Fish: What the?! >8(
Squidward: [still dancing with his wiggly tentacles] 0_0
The two male fish: [ran up to the salad bar and angrily throw tomatoes at the dancing Squidward]
Squidward: [got hit by tomatoes and the lights in the stage goes on]
[Crowd boos and pelts tomatoes at Squidward]
Crowd: Boo!
Squidward: [raised his arms with self-defense] <8(
Moe: Oh dear. <8( [zips off behind the curtains]
Mr Krabs: [looks angry as he stands by the salad bar] I'm losing money on this deal! >8( [puts a $1.00 sticker over the free sign on the salad bar] <8d data-blogger-escaped-br="">
Fred: [angrily hands the dollar bill to Mr. Krabs] It's worth every
penny. >8( [took three tomatoes from this bar and ran off to toss
them at Squidward]
[Everyone runs up to Mr. Krabs with dollar bills in hand and the crowd kept booing while tossing tomatoes at Squidward]
Crowd: Boo!
Squidward: [storm up onstage and yelled at the crowd] You bottom feeders! You don't even know talent! [raised and shakes his fist] You don't even know talent!
Crowd: No talent!
Squidward: <8o
Crowd: No talent!
Squidward: [becames very angry] D8< [storms off as the curtain closes]
Crowd: No talent!
SpongeBob and me: [watches Squidward storm off] 0_0
Squidward: >8(
SpongeBob: Hey Squidward, can I go on now?
Squidward: [storms up to Spongebob] Yeah, show's over![turn away and storm off]
[crown continues booing as SpongeBob walks out and mops up the tomatoes. Crowd gets interested in this and applauds at him]
Male fish: Hey, yeah.
Female fish #1: That's really not bad.
Female fish #2: I like that.
Male fish: Alright!
Spongebob: [briefly stops mopping and the crowd becomes silent. He then
starts mopping faster getting even more applause. He then leaves stage
right and the applause stops]
Punchy: [behind the curtain] What on earth? D8
Spongebob: [peeks from where he left and mops the floor while leaving
stage left which starts the applause again. He waves goodbye to the
crowd] <8D
Squidward: [wipe his face with a towel and look up with a smile] They want an encore! <8)
Spongebob: [walks in with a smile while mopping] 8)
Celeste: Nice job, Spongebob. 8)
Spongebob: Why thank you, Celeste. I guess it was a worth of try. <8)
Squidward: [pushes SpongeBob away]
Celeste: Hey! D8
Squidward: Stand aside, SpongeBob!
Spongebob and Petals: [backs away]
Spongebob: 8(
Petals: Show-off. >8(
Squidward:[Squidward
jumps out and the crowd grows silent] ^^ [look at the crowd and made a
grumpy face which makes him look like he was like, "Very funny."]
The crowd: [stares at him blankly]
Squidward: [goes backstage while growling with frustration]
Petals and Spongebob: 0_0
SpongeBob: [peeks his head through the
curtains and comes back out on stage until he starts mopping and crowd
cheers again. Spongebob leaves stage left as Squidward jumps out again
and the crowd grows silent again]
Squidward: 0_0 [put his fists on his hips and glare at this crowd] >8(
The crowd: [stares at him blankly again] 0_0
Squidward:
)B [goes backstage and grabs SpongeBob. Then, he shows the crowd
SpongeBob and they cheer. He pulls him in and Squidward puts his own
head through the curtain and crowd goes silent. SpongeBob's arm gets a
cheer, but Squidward's doesn't. SpongeBob's leg is shown which makes the
audience cheer, then the curtain rises and SpongeBob is mopping again]
[The
curtain closes, then opens to reveal Squidward's mopping and the crowd
goes silent. Squidward stops and he is angry. He tries to mop somewhere
else to impress them. He then raises his hands up in a Ta-da moment, but
someone in the crowd then throws a tomato]
Squidward: B(
SpongeBob: [walks in to sweep it up as the crowd cheers]
[In backstage...]
Petals:
Looks like it's my turn for now if they like me and Spongebob before.
<8( [gulps] <( [walks onto the stage and the crowd stop applauding
and became silent so they can pay attention]
Mimi: [clears my throat] Since you haven't seen me performing right now, I
was the last one in the end of the line so here I am. But first, I have
to tell you with my important speech. [sighs] Look, I'm gonna be
straight with you all. It's not good to hate talent and all of you have
talents which are your gifts you were born with. Even your talent looks
awful to yourselves, but you should be proud of them for what you have.
While the rest of us grew up with our new talents that came from deep
inside our hearts, we should learn to be passionate to and we can use
our gifts to help others before they grew up to who they wanted to be
with talented skills. For example, Pearl is passionate to cheerleading
which is her gift so she can grow up to be a cheerleader. And me, I'm
very appreciated that I got my gift of talent is Art and even magic that
I'm born with. If you really have talents that make you all special,
you should use them like Spongebob. He grew up to be an employee and he
got good gifts are cleaning and cooking so that's who he is.
The male purple fish: But some of us know about talent.
Celeste: Of course you do, but some of you don't.
The little pink kid fish: [raised her fin] Pardon me, ma'am. I was thinking that I could be like you is a magician.
Goldie: But first, let me ask you. What things you're really good at?
The little pink kid fish: I dunno. Drawing, painting and making clay statues.
Moe:
So that's is your talent of Art and you just wanted to be an artist.
That is who you truly are after your secret hidden talent is opened from
deep inside your own heart and you don't have to be like me because you
can't do magic which is not your talent. Right now, I hope you'll learn
about talent soon. [walks off] 8( [but suddenly felt my cape being
slightly tugged by Francis who is the same customer from the beginning
of this episode earlier] 8o
Francis: Excuse me, ma'am. May I ask you for a favor?
Patty: [turn around and look at him while we're still on stage] Yes?
Francis: Can you perform your magic skills for me, my date, my family and everyone? 8)
Lucky: What? I don't understand. I thought all of you yelled, "no talent." <8(
Francis: Well, uh, but, we just gotta admit. We really love your magic and I find it so amazing and realistic. <8)
Kiki: Really? 8)
Francis: Yeah.
Female purple fish: [in her table] Go on, miss. Just make my children happy if you please. <8)
The crowd: [start chattering]
Kiki: First, I might need a volunteer. Who will it be, anyone?
The crowd: Squidward! Squidward! Squidward!
Petals: [raised my hands and wiggled my fingers to use magic to conjure up Squidward in stage]
Squidward: Huh? Hey, how did I get in here?
Petals: No time to worry, Squidward. You'll be fine. 8) [uses my magic to turn Squidward into a baby]
Baby Squidward: 0.0
The crowd: [gasps] D8
The male green fish: No way! D8
Petals: [click my fingers to use magic to revert him to his old normal self] ^^
Squidward: Uh, what just happened?
Petals: No time to explain, Squidward. I got some magic performance to done with. 8) [clicks my fingers] -u-
Poof![The puff of smoke faded and it reveal Mr. Krabs
with Squidward's head on the left side of his neck which makes Mr. Krabs
looks like he has two heads]
Mr. Krabs and Squidward: [look at each other and scream with a startle] Aah!
Squidward: [noticed that his head is attached to Mr. Krabs' neck] What are you doing here? D8
Poof!Squidward and Mr. Krabs: [are now normal and their bodies are separated from each other so they are normal]
Petals:
Oh, one more spell performance. I need Pearl to be the next third
volunteer. [gesture my hand to tell Pearl to come here] Come on in,
Pearl. I need you on stage to be my volunteer. 8)
Pearl: [walks onto the stage] 0_0
Moe: Okay, ladies and gentlemen,
now the final spell thing is to turn that lovely cheerleading girl into
a high school jock boy with my gender-swap spell. >8)
[This makes Pearl surprised so she is about to zip off, but...]
Poof![Pearl
is now a gender-swapped version of herself so she is boy with short,
blond, spiky hair, a red and white jock jacket, blue pants and white
shoes]
Pearl in her male form: B(
The crowd: [gasps] D8
Spongebob: 8o
Petals: [click my fingers again to use magic to revert Pearl to her normal, female self]
Pearl: [feeling dizzy as her eyes are spinning around] Oh...
The crowd: [cheering]
Petals: [bow down as Pearl walks off stage unsteadily] ^^
[In
the backstage, Spongebob is sweeping the tomato into the dust pan with a
smile and Squidward is now sad due to his talent failure or something]
Mr. Krabs: You did it, Squidward!
Squidward: [turn around to look at Mr. & Mrs. SquarePants bring Mr. Krabs up in a wheelbarrow full of money] <8(
Mr. Krabs: What a great show! 8D
Mrs.
SquarePants: [smiled proudly as you can see some floating glitters
sparkled in the air next to her] Oh, my son and his amazing, powerful
roommate, Petals are stars!
Poof!Petals: [appeared
and stood next to her] That's right. Talent is the key to our success
and we're proud that Spongebob grew very proud of his new, but funny
talent: mopping and being an employee of the month, Mrs. Squarepants. 8)
Mr. SquarePants: Kristina's right. Who ever knew he had such talent. 8)
Mr. Krabs: [to the sad Squidward] I'll be needing another wheelbarrow for [wrap his arm around Squidward] next week's show! 8)
Squidward: [sighs sadly] Ha...
Petals: Don't fret, Squidward. We are proud of your idea of turning this restaurant into a talent show. 8)
Squidward: [sighs sadly] Thanks, the Great and Powerful Kristina...<8(
Petals:
And now to take a bow. [ran up to Spongebob who is still sweeping until
the crowd throws flowers and roses at me and SpongeBob. Both of us put
our hands on our hips and smiled proudly at the crowd who continue
throwing flowers and roses until this whole scene or screen is covered
up in flowers and flowers. The scene faded to black]
The End.
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